Adult jokes

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."<div>"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.</div><div>Two men broke into a d**gstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.</div><div>They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?</div><div>I'll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive. My girlfriend lives forty miles away.</div><… Read more

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