I would love to milk those saggy udders of yours while you are on all fours and eating fattening slop from a trough like the fickpig you know you are! :-)
This is likely your most unenthusiastic video ever, hotpotatogirl. The application of the pumps is done without squeezing out as much air as possible, reducing the power of the vacuum and thus the effect. What you should do applying them, is to 'work' the bulbs for them to expand as much as possible, creating the strongest suction, Surely you can do better.