{scene: guy on the ledge of a building thinking of his irreconcilable problems} "this world is done for me. i love you momma and sister."
{police and firemen arrive and project this video on nearest building wall} "wut? mmmmmmm...what is that? DAY UM! i can;t leave this world without fucking on that ass! mmmmmm." {goes into trance as police remove him from the building ledge and send him for help} LIFE SAVED! thanks sweet, sweet ass!